flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING) I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
i don’t want anything like i’m ok my needs are met what’s the point of chasing things that really won’t improve my quality of life this may sound really simple, like something i should have known already but my entire life has been influenced. my entire life i’ve lived it, thinking that if i am not a certain way or like someone else then i am “wrong”....
digitallyimpaired: i wish there was a type of microwave that made things instantaneously colder it’s called a flash freezer “Instant deep freezer - Ideal machine for the restaurant, bakeries and artisan gelato/ice cream production, shock freezer”
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
muffinhugs replied to your photoset: this is my garden! there are bacopas, begonias,… SHELBY YOUR GARDEN IS PRECIOUS ASHLFAFKADJGJASHF THANK YOU SO MUCH JACOB!! ;u; <3
A Few Hot Tips For Making Better Comics
radiomaru: 1. Get a ruler. 2. Get a triangle. A triangle is like a ruler, only it’s shaped like a triangle. It costs like a couple of dollars. 3. Draw straight lines for your panel borders. Use right angles for the corners. That’s what a ruler and triangle can do for you. 4. Measure a distance between your first two panels and then keep using the exact same distance between all your panels in...
mew2: when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
How unfortunate is it that my parents had to literally force me to wear...– Anisha Ahuja, “Selena Gomez, What Are You Doing?” (via anorsexic)
ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
jiraiya-chan: gonna wait for the chapter when sakura wants to be hokage
goldeens: konoha got some damn low standards if they lettin a bunch of genins run 4 hokage
Plot twist: While Sasuke and Naruto fight over being the next hokage Sakura becomes the hokage.
bleu: have you ever seen someone so hot that you dont belive they are even real
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. don’t back out now u pussy